10 things I learned while watching I Know Who Killed Me

  1. my time is not valuable
  2. psychological horror movies shouldn’t incite laughter and then make you analyze what bad decisions you made to get to this particularly crappy part of your life
  3. this movie works better as a documentary
  4. I’ve lost the right to be in control of the remote control. Forever
  5. do I really hate myself this much?
  6. this script makes a lot more sense after three beers and a bag of pork rinds
  7. watch this movie, but play it along with the dialogue from The Parent Trap
  8. this is why I went to college
  9. they’re twins?
  10. maybe The Canyons will be better

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