I’d take credit for curing the plague if I could

Carl and I took the kids to the Renaissance Faire today. Let’s just leave at that for right now – my head is still spinning. I’m also not feeling well because PLAGUE.

THIS WEEK, I LEARNED THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATE THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE WITH ELVES AND PIRATES AND:

  • I’m probably failing the third grade.
  • having $60 to your name when you have a shit ton of bills and other crap to pay is pretty lame.
  • my mother-in-law has game, yo.
  • Carl’s wood is heavy.
  • Valentine’s Day needs to fucking end!

THE INTERWEBS IS AN INFINITE AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE:

  • I cannot stop eating these Spaghetti Squash Baby Cakes with Crispy Sage from My New Roots. Seriously, I won’t even share with anyone.
  • I so love Ellen Page.
  • can you create a scary movie in 30 seconds or less?
  • do you know what a pangolin is? What about an adorable pangolin?

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